So I hear we can land on a comet, but we can't do a bunch of stuff. People on Twitter told me. So I'm here to tell you my list of things, and then you can tell others your list of things. And so on. Until we have died. Anyway, we can land on a comet, but we can't...
... find someone whose iPhone doesn't have a shattered screen.
... go to sleep because of social media. FML.
... cure ignorance. We do have a cure, called education, but it's blocked by ignorance. Teach science in schools!
... take just a little time out of our busy lives to go and vote.
... achieve equality for women, LGBT, and all the colors of the human rainbow.
... choose to be gay. Please understand that.
... teach people that small Changes add to bigger ones, as in evolution.
... find the off-ramp to heaven. Isn't it supposed to be somewhere up there?
... break the Internet.
... Land on a comet. I know I can't, at least.