Today's the day: the first day of the last days of our time on this planet – Trump's inauguration. I am joking, of course, but I honestly dare not say if it will be a joke in the end. Not with a madman at the helm of the world's greatest country (great as in massive quantity, not great as in impeccable quality). That's the thing about Trump: he is a joke which suddenly turns out not to be a joke, even though it is still kind of funny. I will not write anything lengthy on this madman today; that will have to wait until tomorrow or Sunday, hopefully. But I will say two things. First, congrats, you fascist bastard. Second, I want to tell you, Donald Trump, what I think of you.
Dear, Mr. Drumpf, you are a crude, rude, lewd, sleazy, vulgar, appalling, abhorrent, repugnant, repulsive, despicable, nasty, vile, vomit-inducing, grating, nauseating, obnoxious, pretentious, arrogant, narcissistic, megalomaniac, irresponsible, unhinged, ignorant, uninformed, delusional, dishonest, crooked, unqualified, juvenile, shallow, womanizing, perverted, sexist, savage, predatory, immoral, inconsiderate, insensitive, thoughtless, tactless, classless, shameless, clueless, careless, tax-dodging, bankrupt, capitalist, elitist, spoiled, greedy, egocentric, parasitic, crazy, smug, petty, pathetic, psychopathic, dangerous, disrespectful, heartless, hateful, racist, misogynistic, chauvinistic, xenophobic, bigoted, neo-fascist, hypocritical, hairless, small-handed orangutan who is not fit to be either a precedent or president.
If you have any other adjectives you feel describe Trump, please comment below! And America... may the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your souls, you poor and gullible fools.